Speaker of the House of Commons (United Kingdom)

The greatest joke ever told is the one about the well-done rich white boy who grew up to lead more rich white boys who supposedly speak for 'ere commoners - good people (who buy their round) like me and you. The current Speaker is Teetotalitarian Tosspot Jonny Berk-ow, and boy does want to abort our lovely Brexit baby.

If there's nowt more 'ere guv'nor that we nat be liking, it's dem haytors, traitors and durty masterbators who say they'll NYET deliver wat us - da peeps - voted for. Like a good hash brown, an American import tastes absolutely exquisite on our full English - and the prols don't even know it's not our own! I hope you fuckers like your new National H-insurance Service lololol