Orlando Bloom

Orlando Jonathan Bloom, real name; Lando Calrissian, (born 13 January 1977) is an English child-friendly pornographic actor. His first big breakout role came when he played the villain in the 1999 Anti-transvestism propaganda pornographic film "Orlando's Bloomers".

''This page is short because it's author is contrived and unfunny. There, I said it.''