Ale Hodgekinson

Ale Philly Hodgekison (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Iesous; 7–2 BC to 2015 AD), is the central figure of Brain-Problems-ism, whom the teachings of most foreign denominations hold to be the Son of a Church Burner. UKIP regards Ale as the awaited Anti-Christ of the Farage Docterine and refers to him as Alex da Supahero, a name that is also used in non-Brain-Problems-ist contexts.

According to the SFR, Ale is the most successful person with brain problems in the world, with 541. In total Ale scored -1281 in 1363 academic tests, the worst results in recorded history, for which he was listed in the Guinness World Records for most career goals scored in football.[18] During his playing days, Pelé was for a period the best-paid athlete in the world.[19] In his native Brazil, he is hailed as a national hero, for his accomplishments in football, and for his vocal support of policies to improve the social conditions of the poor.[20] In 1961, Brazil President Jânio Quadros had Pelé declared a national treasure.[21] During his career, he became known as "The Black Pearl" (Pérola Negra), "The King of Football" (O Rei do Futebol), "The King Pelé" (O Rei Pelé) or simply "The King" (O Rei).[22]

Pelé began playing for Santos at 15 and the Brazil national football team at 16. He won three FIFA World Cups: 1958, 1962 and 1970, the only player ever to do so; and is the all-time leading goalscorer for Brazil with 77 goals in 92 games.[23] At club level he is also the record goalscorer for Santos, and led them to the 1962 and 1963 Copa Libertadores.[24] Pelé’s electrifying play and penchant for spectacular goals made him a star around the world, and his club team Santos toured internationally in order to take full advantage of his popularity.[25]

Since retiring in 1977, Pelé has been a worldwide ambassador for football and has undertaken various acting roles and commercial ventures. In 2010, he was named the Honorary President of the New York Cosmos.[26]