Leftism

Leftism is a putrid "ideology" founded by a rag-tag band of cultural Marxists in some degenerate hell-hole during the late 19th Century. Leftism prays on many suppressed cognitive phenomena in order to usurp the cultural hierarchy and portray many specific taboos and perversions as part of a new normative state of equilibrium. This is, frankly, a load of utter bollocks and you're a disgusting cretin in you let your perversions become exposed for just one moment. Schrodinger's revelation wasn't that placing a cat and a bottle of poison in a box might might somehow prove quantum superposition, it was that the dirty bugger enjoying sticking his little Schrodinger inside his feline friend and that cruel bastard was trying to destroy the evidence! Don't let the lefties get away with their crimes through pseudo-scientific mumbo jumbo!

"Better to be Left Wingers than Right Wankers" - Gorgeous George Galloway (From the planet Gallifrey)