Bongo Bongo Land is a patch of dusty desert, located somewhere along the flat surface of the world. It was first discovered by Merlyn in 470 BC. and was given to Adolf Hitler as his birthday present. Because Hitler was not a very nice-man he erased all records of it's existence. It was re-discovered in 2013 by God Bloom, father of renounced porn star Orlando Bloom, when, after a long day out fishing in the North Sea, he accidentally stumbled across this strange land during an attempt to reach shore. How this actually happened is unclear. Many bizarre creatures inhabit this strange land, including the Tumbleweed, the Tumblepooed and giant scorpions. Seriously, GIANT FUCKING SCORPIONS!